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Wrestler Profiles:
height: 6ft 1in
weight: 165lbs
zodiac sign: Gemini
eyes: blue
hair: much shorter
than before
favorite move(s): The Cropduster, The Dark Scythe, Castigo del Brujo, Apocalypse damnation tombstonerifficus
Skarekrow has been a dreaded force since entering PLW in 1999. His brutality is unmatched by any opponent. In recent matches
he has low blowed Shattered Soul so many times that Soul contemplated a name change: Ruptured Scrotum. However PLW management
vetoed the idea and told Soul not to act like a little pansy.
Skarekrow won his first title reign in '99 in a three way
match against Shattered Soul and The Brugger King. He lost the title due to an unfortunate script accident later that year
to The Brugger King. Skarekrow went on to reclaim the title at the now infamous Grad Bash 2000 five per view, defeating Shattered
Soul in a barbwire hell match.
'Krow Later went on to become the first PLW cruiserweight champion, defeating Fetus and
The Brugger King in a three way match at GB 2K1.
Favorite quote: "Um....I think I need more barbed wire."
Shattered Soul:
height:6ft
weight:parts unknown
favorite Mcdonalds character:
Hamburglar
Batman or Robin: Batman
favorite move(s): Soul Stealer, Soul Reaver
Shattered Soul (aka the innovator
of vocabulary, President Stew and Hey you!) is one of the PLW greats. While not outwardly crazy like Skarekrow, he isn't one
to shy away from danger. Shattered Soul is a master of the hardcore division and spends much of his time devising new weapons.
This sadistic bastard tried lighting Skarekrow on fire with a flaming barbwire club at Grad Bash 2000.
Shattered Soul
is the first holder of the TV title. He won the world title from The Brugger King but lost it at Grad Bash 2000.
Currently
lamenting the loss of his world title he plots revenge and looks forward to the day when next he meets Skarekrow. Unfortunately,
he now has to look forward to the day he can face The Brugger King as well, after losing his coveted TV title to the King
at GB 2K1 (with an assist by a clever treacherous plot from his former manager Hardcore Cory Valiant).
Favorite quote:
"Kitty on a stretcher!"
Shattered Soul's entrance music
The Brugger King:
height:?
weight:?
favorite movie:PLW: Grad Bash 2000 Collector's edition"
Favorite
Star Wars creature: Wookies
favorite move(s): Tornado DDT, kick to the balls
The Brugger King was an accomplished
high school wrestler who has a terrifying past. After high school he retreated into the bowels of the New York City sewers.
He lived off of food flushed by wasteful American capitalist pigs. There he learned to play the kazoo by imitating the sounds
that a friendly leprechaun made to him in a dream. After realizing that the sewers smelled bad he left and joined PLW. They
made him take a bath first.
He somehow managed to win the world title from Skarekrow but later lost it to Shattered
Soul. Brugger King later claimed revenge by stealing Soul's TV strap at GB 2K1.
Favorite quote: "Of course
I'll let you powerbomb me through three truck hoods."
Hardcore Cory Valiant:
height:?
weight:?
SAT scores: 1234
verbal: 456
math: 436
turn ons: hand lotion,
water faucets and Spam
favorite move(s): Rolling Lightning
Hardcore Cory entered PLW as Shattered Soul's manager.
After artistic differences (Hardcore Cory stabbed Soul in the neck with a dirty trowel) the two parted ways. Hardcore Cory,
with a newfound lust for violence and carnage, decided it was time to step into the ring himself. After being reminded that
PLW doesn't own a ring he decided just wrestling would be fine. Locker room gossip seems to indicate a possible alliance with
Skarekrow and a new team. The team, speculated to be The Legion of Bushwackers, may be a dominant force in the future.
Favorite quote: "Stay outta Virginia."
Fetus:
ht: short, but much taller than Tazzzzzz
wt: 3 oz. when born in test tube
hobbies: screaming, bubble baths,
five pin bowling
favorite thundercat: Skeletor
favorite move(s): Placenta splash, figure two leg lock
Fetus, a
newcomer to PLW debuted at GB 2K1 making an impact on the team and cruiserweight divisions. Fetus won the team titles for
the victims of circumstance beating every team PLW had to offer in a hardcore team rumble.
Fetus is an unfortunate byproduct
of a mad scientist's twisted ambition. The scientist, known only as "MacGyver" mixed liquid baby with drano and
bazooka Joe Bubble Gum. After several twists from the corkscrew on his Swiss Army Knife he was able to force the gelatinous
mess into a test tube. Several months later Fetus, angry and underdeveloped, shattered his glass prison. Looking to unleash
his rage on society he joined the most violentist group on Earth......PLW!!
Jobbers:
The dRuNkEn IrIsHmAn: A total lush he usually passes out before he sees any real action. Although reputed to
be a formidable barroom brawler PLW has yet to see him fight.
Clinton Wilcox "The One Dollar Man": Lacking
any real skills this jobber tries to buy off opponents and officials alike. Unfortunately for him he also lacks money so his
pitiful bribe of $1 lacks any stroke in PLW.
Mr. Bestiality "The Animal Fucker": He has sex with animals.....'nuff
said.
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