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Choose your own Jeffventure

Remember those "choose your own adventure" books we had when we were kids? Me either but I hear they ruled.  So in the spirit of whatever they were I now present the choose your own Jeffventure.  Enjoy.

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  LET THE JEFFVENTURE BEGIN 
 
 
 
 
   The Janstewary day started like any other.  The sun fell down in soft sunflakes whilst the snow gently shone through gently caressing your upturned face.  Or something like that.  There was weather.
    As you walk through your old timey possibly medieval town (think Castile, it makes it easier for me to write about) you reflect on your peasant life.  "Wow," you think.  "I'm a peasant in a choose your own Jeffventure. I hope I don't run into the dragon on page 26," (don't worry, there is no page 26 otherwise that dragon would kill you).  "On top of the stress from my uncertain storied life my old timey possibly medieval town has been under siege from, like, some trolls I think."
   
You decide that you'd better figure out your town's specific plight before you choose a Jeffventure.
 
-If you decide to ask the village elder what plight has befallen the town choose option 1
-If you wish to watch the local old timey 6 o'clock news to find out the plight choose option 2

option 1

option 2


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