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Jeff's Fantabulous Dictionary

Normal English sucks so I feel it is my duty to improve it.
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saucesome (saw sum)-adj.  describes a particularly good condiment

trifuckta: (try-fuk-tuh) n. 1. getting screwed three times 2. triple strength getting screwed

imversation: (eye-em-ver-say-shun) n.  conversation on IM....pretty simple people

fantabulous: (fan-ta-bu-lus), adj. the quality of being fantabulous

The End: (the end), v.command given to end a discussion, i.e. Bill: "Bob you smell like..."
Bob:"The End."
Synonomous with "shut the fuck up"

ain't:(aynt),? it is so a word!

supercalifragilisticexpialadocious:(you figure it out),? I don't know what it means but you should be impressed that I can spell it

unvincible: (un-vinss-a-bull), adj. this means the same thing as invincible but english teachers get pretty pissed off if you just keep saying this instead

hell: ("h", "e", double hockeysticks), adj. used to describe a member of the opposite sex that is indescribably attractive, short for "The things I would do with that person would surely cause my descent into hell upon my death"

clingable: (kling-a-bull) adj. the quality of being able to be clung to easily.  Most commonly used to describe a person who comforts others during scary movies (Like me. I am very clingable ladies.)

ttribute: (teh-trib-yoot) n. what you pay to Batsy while kneeling before his might

Kool AIDS (kewl acquired imuuno-deficiency syndrome)-n. AIDS but for cool kids

drinkamajig: (drink-uh-ma-jig) n. a small plastic tube which aids in the drinking of liquids from vessels. synonyms: quencheramma, tubemebob

mentholicious: (men-tho-lish-us) adj. describes something that is pleasant in taste, not unlike a cough drop (the medicine) and exactly like a Cough Drop (the drink)

upgrape: (Faygo) v. to move on up, for instance into a deeluxe apartment in the sky.  Usually applies to soda initiatives

imgument: (eye-em-gyoo-ment) n. IM argument....also pretty simple

elefantastic: (l-a-fan-tas-tick), adj. used to describe something that is large in size while simultaneously saying it kicks more ass than most stuff

Raaaahhh!!!: (Raaaahhh!!!), ?.exclamation of supreme anger or intent to harm, ex. "I'm gonna kill you Larry ....... RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

cockslam: (kok-slam)noun, used to describe a practitioner of cockslamming.  Insult or compliment depending on who you're talking to and the type of slamming involved

amazering: (uh-maize-r-ng) adj. apparently I thought amazing needed another syllable added to it.  This was one of Sunshine's favorites

facial: (fey-shul) vs. word stolen from the movie "Dodge Ball" that refers to a particularly good insult

reversal: (re-verse-al) n. a counter to an insult or joke, usually performed with good timing

revercial: (re-ver-shul) n. reversal that takes things to new levels son.  A counter to an insult that may elicit an "AW NO YOU DINT" from nearby people

bandito: (ban-dee-toe) v. to pilfer, typically with snacks such as a certain honey BBQ twist crunchy goodness item

prevenge: (867-5309) n. the act of getting even with someone before they wrong you (see: my license plate)

downstealable: (down-steel-a-bull) adj. used to describe an item on the internet that is readily able to be stolen (like my music on the site....go ahead, steal it)

Assmonkey: (ass-mun-kee), n.used to insult, similar to asshole except the word monkey is a lot funnier, see: Gweedo's profile on the PLW page.

exarctly: (x-arc-t-lee),adv. turn ons include moonlit walks on the beach and mustard, turn offs? mustard and sunlit walks anywhere

violentist: (vy-o-lynn-tist),adj. do we really need to say two words to get our point across Webster's? I mean come on, most violent is sooo lame

figuroids: (fig-your-oids) n. little figures, similar to factoids