You decide to merrily walk to the elder's house to see what plight has befallen
your town. As you are merrily walking along you trip on a rock that is sticking out of the ground. After quickly
looking around to make sure no one saw you fall on your face (several people did they were just too polite to laugh at you
thankfully) you take the rock and put it in your pocket for later. You think to yourself "if this rock can best the
mighty (your name here ) then it may certainly prove useful. It might even help in that battle on page 26."
You arrive at the village elder's a short while later. He greets
you at the door with a creepy ass grin and the cliche "I've been expecting you" comment.
"You've been expecting me?" you ask surprised.
"Yes.....yes I have" he replies, with a look that says that you should
have read him say it the first time and he thinks you are an idiot for making him repeat it.
He then says " 'tis a good thing that you picked up that rock. It
may help you well before the end."
"How did you know about the rock?" you croak.
"I saw you fall on your face, but I was too polite to laugh," he says.
"Oh...that explains it quite nicely" you quip.
"Yes yes yes. Let's get to the damn plight already." Jeff's
made us wait long enough.
"Oh, right. The plight" you rhyme. "Is it a dragon? Like the
one on page 26?"
"No no no. There is no page 26 remember? That's just an urban
legend. They busted it on MythBusters." (Check you local listings for date and time)
"Is it trolls? Like on the first page?"
"Not really. We have had our share of trolls but most of them died
during the great troll plague of '88."
"So what the hell is the damn plight already?"
"Well the great troll plague of '88 didn't die with the trolls you see.
Some sicko made out with a troll who had troll plague. This turned into the dreaded feline leukemia and from there it
grew. The feline leukemia mutated inside the sicko until he became mad. More mad than when he made out with the
troll plague troll."
"So he was pretty crazy huh?" You ask.
"Yes, now don't interrupt." the elder snapped. "He fled to the ever
crisp Castile mountains where his evil festered until one day even the sicko couldn't control it. On that day a new
evil was born, that would spread fear and death across our old timey possibly medieval town.
Not to get off the topic but one would think you'd know all this
already seeing as how you live here.....hmm......anyway.
This terror, this unspeakable horror (of whom we are now speaking rather
comfortably about actually) is EL BRUJO! The skull sorcerer of doom and often gloom."
"So what does this El Brujo actually do anyway" you ponder.
"Vile terrible things. His evil magic prevents the children's legos from
interlocking snugly. His nightmare of bad checks is a pestilence across the seven convenience stores of ancient lore.
Perhaps worst of all, his breath is not kissably fresh."
The old man shudders as fear overcomes him. "Please" he pleads pleadingly.
"You must stop El Brujo."
"Why me?"
"Because, you are the one who is choosing this Jeffventure."
"Oh yeah" you say as you remember that.
"What do I need to stop El Brujo?" you ask.
"Good question. You have a rock. That is a good start. Maybe like
a sword would be a good idea too. Get one o' dem. Head eastish to the mountains with your weapons and stop El
Brujo. And be sure to bring lots supplies with you as you will be gone a grueling one to two hours. Go now.....to
the bank first. To make a withdrawal. For stuff. You are our last hope."
"Gotcha" you say as you leave the elder's.
-To go to the bank to withdraw cash for supplies choose option 1
-To go directly to the store and buy supplies using your debit card choose option 2
