As the wereducks prepare to launch their full out assault on your genitalia
you reach in your pocket for that rock from earlier in the story. You hand tightens around its rocky solidness as you
pull it out (the rock, not your genitalia, that would make it easier for the ducks to assault).
Simultaneously they all tense to leap. You draw your arm back. Then
forward. Now back again. You muster all your strength and throw your rock, aiming at the lead duck's head.
A DIRECT HIT. As he crumples into a downy heap of lifelessness your rock
bounces back and hits another wereduck in the head. Then another. But not any more after that. As the remaining
ducks tear you to shreds you congratulate yourself on that phenomenal throw. I mean seriously....you beat three wereducks
with a rock. Damn good show. However you are dead.
-If you think you deserve to go to heaven (you probably don't but since this is fantasy I'll
let you say you do) choose option 1
-If you prefer a warmer climate choose option 2
