After what seems like an eterninty the suffering from your unspeakable death
vanishes. Your eyes open as if for the first time ever. You are surrounded by a comforting white light.
Your feet start moving as if they already knew the way.
Before long a door begins to take shape in front of you. You open it and
step through. You find yourself in a little room. There is another door with a button beside it. You press
the button and hear a faint buzzer from what sounds like a small distance. Within seconds you hear a louder buzz.
Instinctively you know this means you can go through the second door now. You step through and walk down a short but
steep flight of stairs.
It turns out heaven is just Dom Polski. You saunter up to the bar and order
yourself a ridiculously cheap drink and some wings. You wave to Jeff and Stew who are already half in the bag.
Brugger is passed out on the floor.
You spend the rest of eternity drinking, eating bar food and playing shuffleboard,
darts, pool or foosball. Eternity rocks.
