ANSWERS:
True and False
-Jeff a ninja? Damn right he's a ninja
-warlocks = sweet? It is true that Warlocks are sweet guitars
-Jeff a vampire? False, after unwitingly killing the head vampire Jeff became mortal
again
-Shiro a killer? True, squirrels and other rodents beware
-Mwah ha ha haaaa! is ALWAYS true
-Are you fascinating? Trick question, the answer is maybe. Gotta ask him for your specific
answer
-Jeff dead at 25? True, so somewhere between now and May 25th 2007
Favorites
-band: Megadeth
-homestarrunner.com characters: Cheat Commandos
-wrasslin' move: Crop Duster
-beer: Sam Adams
Miscellaneous
-Would Jeff? Yes, Jeff would listen to her sing. Lacuna Coil rocks
-Wouldja? Most likely. Especially if I'm wearing that shirt you like. You
know the one I mean
-Both "T" and "A" are equal in the eyes of Jeff
-Suicide: Jeff would use his ninja powers to simply cease to exist. Homicide: Jeff
would use different ninja powers to remain undetected and kill someone thirty seven times before they hit the ground (all
thirty seven ways would be perfectly silent and instantaneous yet cause suffering enough to make each moment of death feel
like a thousand years......figure about 2.5431182 moments in all). Genocide: Jeff's self-destruct system has more
than enough power to destroy the galaxy
-While Snarf IS cooler Hamlet has had a greater impact
-How many bullets? Better put all four in him cause he's coming at you like a vortex of pain
terror and ninja fury. Should parbly chuck the gun at him too if you got the time, and if somehow you drop him make
damn sure cause you don't want him getting back up.
Rate 'em up rodeo
-'Krow gimmick: Pretty standard gimmick done reasonably well. Bonus points for getting
cheered for assaulting a woman so the total is a 7
-Alaskan Pipeline: Not telling but you could always ask someone who knows
-poem: Would give it a 2 except it gave me something to do other than pay attention in English
class so it gets bumped to a 2.25
-beard: Feels a little weird but get enough looks that say I'm doing something right to justify
it......parbly a 7.5
-True ninja powers always rate a 10
