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   You are too terrified to do anything but keep running.  You try to make your legs move faster.  Perhaps you even make it happen.  But in the end you're no match for a wereHarley in a race.
   The wereducks surround you on their weremotorcycles and start circling you menacingly.  Occasionally one will feint at you and scare the bejesus outta you.  The wheels of the wereHarleys start kicking up plumes of dust.  As they circle faster the dust becomes thicker and thicker.  Soon you are unable to see anything but dust.  As the sound of the werebikes becomes a cacophony of terror you start choking on the dust.  Unable to breath you fall to the ground.
   That's when they pounce off the wereHarleys and perform an all out assault on your genitals.  When they are done with that they feast on your flesh, actually leave your eyes alone, do take a nap and then kill you banishing your soul to hell.
 
-To go to hell choose option 1
-To not go to hell too bad

option 1