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Waiting for a ride

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    You decide to sit down and wait for a ride into the mountains.  As you sit and wait you see your old pal from school walk by.  You know the one.  He always used to give you rides places.  What a break it seems.  You ask him for a ride.  He refuses.  You ask "why?"  Turns out he was only giving you rides to try to get into your pants.  Now he's with someone and doesn't need a piece of what you got honey.  He walks away leaving you rideless. 
    You sit down again and wait for an hour or two.
    "Screw this" you say to yourself.  "I coulda been there already.  To make matters worse half of my Newton is gone.  I need to get moving or I'm gonna run out of supplies."

You get stepping